Sobriety
Dear Marijuana,
I’m sorry to tell you this, but we need a break. I barley Drink, and rarley use Hard Drugs, but i have enjoyed your company several times a day for the last two years, and even from time to time before that, but now more then ever i need to let you go, so i can do what i need to do.
You see finals are coming up, and when i try to be with you and study, i end up playing Super Nes, Drawing Porn, and Eating Vending Machine Food. I’m out of money, and can’t stay up for more then six hours without passing out from pot-induced exhaustion.
I am not breaking up with you, or dumping you for a hipper drug like E, or a classier drug like Cocaine. With the exception of cigarettes and aspirin no drugs will be passing through my mouth, nose, veins, or colon. With college ending i need a job, and can’t afford to buy and rely on drug test cleaners.
Lets face it, my tolerance is too high, and my appreciation of you is too low. If i can make it these next few weeks without you, i swear when it’s over, i will take you out to the nicest Bong in Town, and treat you like you Deserve.
Love,
Rob
